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thestoryofaslut:

portentsofwoe:

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

If you set a Trump admin on fire, they will be warm for the rest of their lives.

Each day, becoming more my Master’s perfect pet. 18+ only, NSFW. i go by Arianna, and i belong to my Master. Feed includes scenes of hot girls, submission, hypnotic imagery, things i find cute or nerdy, my random musings, and anything Master tells me to post.

what the fuck

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rad-roach:

portentsofwoe:

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

I think the scariest thing is I legit can’t tell if this is satire or an actual news article.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gloria+copeland+flu+vaccine

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mean-dauphin:

fb conservative: black people, Jews, and women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Do not turn this into a political post! This is just my opinion. Let’s respect each other, peace and love xx

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datarep:

16:9 Resolutions compared - How advertisers misuse 4K

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neperooni:

portentsofwoe:

baroquefaolchu:

portentsofwoe:

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

Someone with the flu please just go sneeze all over them and touch all their food. I want to see their religious bullshit views crumble on the world stage

no one actually do that^^^^

Why the fuck not? They dont give a fuck about our health, why shoild we give a single iota of a fuck about theirs?

because its fucking rude to sneeze on people?

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super8motel:

I know someone on Tumblr has already posted about the S'mores Indoors Pizza, but it’s one of the funniest things on earth to me. I have been unable to breathe laughing for minutes at a time because of this absolute abortion of a pizza. The thought of people going to the store, deciding to buy this innocuous dessert pizza, and then having their dinner/evening pretty much ruined is hilarious to me. The fact that it melts through the oven racks when it explicitly tells you to place the pizza directly on the rack. Imagine someone taking four of these travesties to a church dinner, making a marshmallowy mess of the oven, trying to cut the pizza and half the shit comes off, and then it’s unbelievably spicy. The spiciness is the funniest part though. Peoples’ “mouths and throats” burning from this Guy Fieri S'mores pizza, like it’s not just a tad too much cinnamon, it fucking burns you. Like an entire family eagerly taking first bites of their pizza and then they all burst into coughing fits like they’ve been poisoned. It’s just so damn funny like…how did he make it that spicy?? How could he have possibly fucked up that bad? What terrible planning/execution led to this abomination? Did he not try his own pizza first? More importantly, did Guy Fieri try his spicy shitty pizza and say ‘Mmm fuck yea that’s perfect’ ? It’s just so catastrophic, I really wonder if a chaos entity or immortal prankster quietly placed several rows of S'mores Pizza in Sam’s Clubs across the country and sat back to see the results.

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nicki-the-gay-bitch:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

portentsofwoe:

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

The Secret except with Jesus

I’m actually freaking out. I don’t see “the onion” anywhere. Is this fucking real?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gloria+copeland+flu+vaccine

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volcainist:

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bewbin:

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unclefather:

mastercheif, it’s cortana. Your FREE windows 10 upgrade is ready!

he says maybe later and then Cortana starts the upgrade in the middle of a battle

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nintendometro:

Scenery: Pumpkinhead Goombas, from the Ghostly Galaxy from ‘Super Mario Galaxy’.

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stealing-your-kittens:

amuseoffyre:

portentsofwoe:

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

So her technique of self-medicating is the equivalent of “I do believe in fairies”?

I honestly can’t even tell if this is satire or not at this point. 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gloria+copeland+flu+vaccine

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mossful:

heart shaped mushrooms

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wastedawayagaininmargaritaville:

My mcm is right

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